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Dear Mr. Clump, We are writing to you on behalf of our client, Mr. Anthony "Tony" Robbins, regarding the false and defamatory statements made in your recent newsletter. The accusations you have leveled against Mr. Robbins are not only baseless and irresponsible but also highly damaging to his reputation and livelihood. Mr. Robbins is a well-respected figure in the motivational speaking, personal development, and entertainment industries, co-starring alongside Jack Black in the 2001 hit film,...

Mold Your Masterpiece Life, Manifest Your Ultimate Destiny Today, we're talking about the most important skill in the business world: networking. And no, I'm not talking about that weak-ass LinkedIn shit. I'm talking about real, raw, in-the-flesh connections that can make or break your fucking career. Let me tell you a little story. A few years back, I found myself at an underground reptile fighting ring with Tony fucking Robbins and Alex Jones. Anyway, there I was, watching these genetically...

Mold Your Masterpiece Life, Manifest Your Ultimate Destiny This one's going to be fucking short because I got a murder investigation to deal with... If any cops are reading this, you better listen closely, because I'm only going to say this once... So, put down the fucking bear claws and pay attention. Word on the street is that you think I offed Ronnie "The Weasel" McGill. Well, let me make one thing perfectly fucking clear: I didn't kill the bastard. Sure, he was my pimp and I hated his...

Mold Your Masterpiece Life, Manifest Your Ultimate Destiny Hey Reader, it's your old pal, Clay. I know you were all waiting with bated breath for my weekly dose of wisdom to grace your inboxes yesterday at 9:00 p.m. EST, sharp. Well, I hate to break it to you, but I didn't send that email. Why? Because I wanted to teach you a little something about relying on people. You see, in this world, you can't rely on nobody. And that includes me. I mean, sure, I'm probably the most reliable source of...

Mold Your Masterpiece Life, Manifest Your Ultimate Destiny Hey Reader, it's your old pal, Clay. Before we dive into this week's dose of raw, unfiltered wisdom, I need to address a little snafu that occurred with last week's anonymous submission form... Apparently, the techno-wizards responsible for keeping this operation running smoothly dropped the ball. No, balls--plural. Dropped a whole fuckin' bushel of balls. Long story short, if you poured your heart out to me last week, there's a good...

New Columns Every Thursday @ 9:00 p.m. (New York) We need to talk. Y'all remember last week when I told you this column is interactive? I explicitly asked for you to write in with your questions, but apparently y'all must be illiterate or some shit because not a single one of you replied. Look, I get it. Maybe you might not want to air your dirty laundry to the world. So, I went ahead and created a safe space for you to write in anonymously. Here's the link: >> Tap This Button to Write In...

Russell Brunson punches kid in the back of the skull repeatedly and runs away.

passion, profit, and parenthood Clay's Weekly Column Issue #1 Hey Reader, You're getting this email because you downloaded The Millionaire's Claybook a few months ago... I went dark for a little bit due to some unforeseen and totally unfounded legal issues (that I overcame, by the way)... But I'm back, baby--stronger than ever. And I'm hitting you with a weekly newsletter where I dive into your burning questions. That's right. This sh*t is interactive. Now, let's get into it. This week's...