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passion, profit, and parenthood
Clay's Weekly Column
Issue #1
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Hey Reader,
You're getting this email because you downloaded The Millionaire's Claybook a few months ago...
I went dark for a little bit due to some unforeseen and totally unfounded legal issues (that I overcame, by the way)...
But I'm back, baby--stronger than ever.
And I'm hitting you with a weekly newsletter where I dive into your burning questions. That's right. This sh*t is interactive.
Now, let's get into it.
This week's letter has us diving head-first into the topic of parenthood.
Specifically, the lengths a parent will go to protect their children.
As always, feel free to reply to this email with your thoughts and opinions on my response.
And if you want the chance for me to respond to your letter, email me with a specific problem that is ailing you.
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Reader Letter
Dear Clay,
I'm at my breaking point.
I love my son more than anything, but his mother won't let me see him.
She says I'm unstable, that I have a temper... it's true, I've made mistakes in the past.
But I'm changing, I swear. I want to be a good dad, and he deserves that.
Sometimes I just feel so desperate, like I need to do something drastic.
She doesn't understand, the courts don't understand... I just need my son back in my life.
Is there anything I can do? How do I make them listen?
Please, I need advice...
[NAME REDACTED]
P.S. I'm worried I might do something stupid.
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My Response
Dear [NAME REDACTED],
I can tell you already f*cked up by not listening to "Manifest Custody of Your Child(ren) While You Sleep." If you had, this wouldn't be an issue. So, I'm a little pissed off that you're wasting my time.
Normally, letters as dumb, stupid, and pathetic as yours would have gone straight into the shredder (and either burned or turned to compost for my vegetable garden).
But lately my old lady has been yippin' and yappin' about the power of forgiveness; how it can lead to peace, grace, and prosperity for those who offer it.
So, here I am. I forgive you.
Now, about your little custody conundrum...
Here's exactly what you need to do:
- Buy your boy's mother some flowers. Get like a big bouquet with daffodils and lilies and honeysuckle. (Extra honeysuckle; ladies love that sh*t).
- Bring the flowers to your boy's next ball game. I don't know you, but just from reading your letter, I can tell you probably haven't been to a single game. (Important: Don't forget to pack some orange slices and juice boxes on the off-chance one of the hot single moms is paying attention.)
- Fake a heart attack. Now, this is the most important part. Bringing flowers to a single game is NOT (I repeat NOT) going to be enough to make up for whatever f*cked up sh*t you did. However, both your child and the mother of your child will have no other option but to--at the very least--come with you to the hospital. And it's there, in that hospital bed, them believing you're on the brink of death, where you might have a shot.
You might be thinking to yourself: What about when the doctor comes in the room and reveals you weren't really having a heart attack?
Do you think I'm an idiot?
I have to assume you probably don't or else you wouldn't be writing to me, asking for help.
Of course, I already thought this through.
Since your child's mother is no longer bound to you legally (since after the divorce and annulment), she has no right to know anything about your medical history.
So, when the doctor comes in, kick her a$$ out in the waiting room.
One of two things will happen...
- She'll either take the child with her (in this case, you're all good).
- The child will stay with you. If your child is under the age of 4, you're all good. If your child is 5 or older, then you're going to have to bribe, manipulate, or threaten them into secrecy.
This sh*t is genius. Do it. Do it now.
Write me back; tell me how it works out.
Your pal,
Clay
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Family Man of the Month
Russell Brunson
For Defending His Child Against the Threat of Danger
That's all for this week.
See you next time,
Clay
P.S. Want me to ask me a question for a chance to be featured in next week's letter? Reply to this email.
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